We at the American Mustache Institute - or the mustache nation as we are known in certain corners of New Guinea and Southwest Oregon - support you and your efforts to bring the potato to the corners of the earth. We pledge that we will use our mustache-covered lips to consume as many potatoes as possible as each of our esteemed organizations pursue parallel efforts to revolutionize our culture. In closing, let me add that we are now working to collect potatoes in the shape of mustache personalities - such as the rare Tom Selleck sweet potato that was unearthed in the ruins of Machu Picchu in 1987 - to aid your effort.